Oscar is Getting Paranoid

Officer can I have a word with you in the doorway in private away from the camera by the Nat West bank, it won’t be able to pick us up here we are out of sight, I’m a bit paranoid about that Creamer, somebody must be leaking information to him at least I feel a bit safer here in the doorway out of earshot. I know I’ve caused havoc to the people in this town with the nasty things I have said about them and their families, I mean I tormented people.

Can I just ask you a few questions officer?

Oscar: I can’t believe officer I never got prosecuted for any offence.

Police officer: No comment

Oscar: Why were the police protecting me?

Police officer: No comment

Oscar: Superintendent John Hanson and DC Chris Walsh had a meeting with Karen Dixon from the Crown Prosecution Service and they decided no charges should be brought against me.

Police officer: No comment

Oscar: I libelled people, prejudiced Crown Court cases with material I published on the internet whilst trials were live, that’s a very serious offence officer and no charges were brought against me.

Police officer: No comment

Oscar: Who were the senior officers protecting, was it me or their own pensions? Superintendent Simon Humphreys and Ian Verburg and many other officers knew I was the author of the blog, some officers had even been to my shop where I was running the site from.

Police officer: No comment

Oscar: Michael Creamer is not going to let it go. Information leaked out of the job centre I was employing women only and quite a lot of these girls did leave, it’s all true officer.

Police officer: No comment

Oscar: There is a rumour officer he’s got my medical notes from my GP he knows I have arthritis in both my knees.

Police officer: No comment

Oscar: He knows about my other bitch that I’ve been screwing behind Wendy’s back, I can’t take him to court, that’s what Creamer wants and then he would tell the court everything about my past.

Police officer: That’s a civil matter. Do you know Oscar, Creamer took the chief constable and five officers to court, he won the case? He’s no fool, I’ve been told myself he’s going to publish how much money he received, some officers in that case told blatant lies.

Oscar: Would you say I’m obese officer?

Police officer: No comment

Oscar: Could you imagine if I died of a heart attack, I’ve got no family or friends who would carry me? Wendy, David Jones and Dylan Moore, I mean they can’t carry me.

Police officer: There’s a local crane firm called Buckley’s in Glan Conwy, they will be able to lift you and they have a flatbed wagon.

Oscar: Don’t look now officers, but about 100ft up is a drone hovering, that’ll be that Creamer; I’m going, have a nice day, could you please just walk me back to my car.

Police officer: Sorry I can’t, you’re big enough to walk back yourself, you were big enough to humiliate the people in this town, councillors, shopkeepers, public servants, young children and sick people, please don’t talk to us anymore Oscar.

Please any comments that are sent in, no bad language as children read this site, more posts to follow shortly.

JFT96 – YNWA

6 thoughts on “Oscar is Getting Paranoid

  1. Priceless Mr Creamer one fat slob he is Nigel, people in this town forget he slagged off people who where sick and some dying, and hid behind anonymous a coward through and through and our local police force let us down …..

  2. Carry on with it Mike shouldn’t be long before the beached whale hits the bottle again 😂😂😂😂😂😂 then back to rehab !

  3. Mick you want to send that drone around his house fly it up to his bedroom window then again NO I can’t imagine the site we’d see YUK!!!!!!!!!

  4. Should any of our community see Nigel in need of a defibrillator please DNR (do not resuscitate)ha ha ha ha ha ha 😷😷😷😷😷 cheap plate.

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