HMP Creamer’s Banter
They say people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones
The proprietor of Castle Cabs is Meirion Wyn Jones, the firm is now located in Llandudno Junction. Meirion over the years forgets himself and forgets where he came from. As a young lad, he lived above the old registry offices on Rosehill Street in Conwy, nothing too fancy and when he left school he worked at Hotpoint, I think he used to stick the labels on the washing machines. When he left home from mummy and daddy, he rented a house called Bryn Hendre Cottages, Oakwood Lane Sychnant Pass, the girl he was living with at the time was a friend of mine, on a number of occasions I had to borrow the girl money to pay the rent which was no problem as she always paid me the money back; these were your earlier days Meirion when you weren’t as well off.
He eventually left Hotpoint and went to work for his dad at Elwyn’s taxis, can I just bring to your attention Meirion in case you have forgotten, your father was arrested for drink-driving, he failed the breathalyser and was then released on bail, the same day he did it again, twice in one day Meirion. He was rearrested and charged once again and eventually received a custodial sentence for the offences, the positive from this was nobody was seriously injured bearing in mind your Dad is a taxi driver.
You eventually ended up in another relationship with whom you are still with, do you remember on your wedding night with your now wife Kymberley fighting in her wedding dress at the reception, so ladylike.
Do you know what I don’t like Meirion? Two things, firstly, people that take drugs and secondly jealous people. People think cancer is the biggest killer, it’s not, jealousy is and it comes from all ages. We are all God’s people on this earth and we are just passing through, life is very short. We all just want to make a few bob and get on with our lives, instead of worrying what your neighbours & friends are doing and how much they are making. What you and Kymberley are good at Meirion is knocking other people and worrying how they are getting on in life, you have talked about everyone in Conwy me included, you love listening to gossip and whispers. I don’t chat s**t, I talk facts.
Remember when you moved into Catbells on Sychnant Pass and you had just started Castle Cabs with a couple of cars, good luck, we all have to start somewhere and to be fair to you and Kymberley you have worked hard. I don’t forget myself Meirion, I came from Liverpool to Morfa Flats.
When you lived at Catbells, do you recall the insurance claim you put in for the building works, some of those tradesmen that completed the works at Catbells were lads that had subcontracted to me. At this time I was living in Whinacres, Penmon, Lon Padog, I was very busy with work; I don’t like to blow my own trumpet but I had a couple of houses and I had a brand new blue Range Rover, which I paid over £30,000 cash for and I had a private number plate on it ‘M7CK C’; don’t worry, when I had a VAT inspection, they were fully aware of my assets and how they were paid for, so you won’t need to snitch on me.
Today number plates are very cheap and freely available most cars have them along with dash cams fitted in them. As you and Kymberley know, I had all the mod-cons nearly 20 years ago and fitted in my Range Rover was not only cameras but a voice activated system recording sound as well. Can I just remind you and Kymberley, nearly 20 years ago my car was parked in Church Street outside the Legion and Kymberley with her friends after leaving the Legion walked past my vehicle and she took her time to bend down in front of my car and point to the registration plate saying “who does he think he is with M7CK C on a Range Rover?”. I don’t think I’m anybody, I’m Michael John Creamer, that’s the name my mother christened me. It was a good job the camera system recorded Kymberley and if you remember, I played the video in Conwy United Football Club for all to see, everybody had a good laugh. I’ve still got that video, I must play it again sometime. I will return to the subject of number plates at the end of this post.
Whilst you were still residing at Catbells, you both could not keep your mouths shut spreading malicious and false rumours about me, telling people in the town that I was on a consumer programme called the Ferret, that word springs to mind again Meirion, ‘jealousy’. As soon as I threatened to serve a writ on you, you wound your neck in, I was never a candidate for that programme, your new employee the ex-VAT man Haydn Williams will confirm this.
Please read the letter from my solicitor to Meirion dated 14/10/1998.
It wasn’t long after sending you this letter Meirion, you packed up and left Catbells that little poxy house and you headed to The Whins, Whinacres, you became my neighbour, if Whinacres is good enough for the Creamers it’s good enough for the Jones’. You were not there very long Meirion, but I do remember your second insurance claim going in; this was a lot bigger than the one in Catbells, you must be unlucky at your properties.
What I do know that is factual is you had a lot of lads that worked for me, working at yours, building walls, fitting a kitchen, also laying new parquet flooring and fitting a new boiler, all paid cash in hand good claim that was Meirion. Hmmm, you stole some of the lads that worked for me, why would you employ them if they’d been on the Ferret? Remember what I said earlier, don’t forget yourself, where you came from and don’t knock other people when you’re at it yourself! You eventually left Whinacres and headed for Penmanmawr to Parc Moel Lus on the top of the hill, hidden at the bottom of a cul-de-sac.
I’m now going to show you your statements that you made on the 01/06/2009 which you made to North Wales Police. At this time, I had been arrested for mortgage fraud as you know.
I’m now going to call you Sherlock Jones, since reading your statement, how clever of you fitting trackers to your cars, how did you come up with that idea? I would just like to point out readers of the blog, Meirion did not give evidence against me and was nothing to do with me, one of my co-accused Mr Meyler worked for Castle Cabs so the police attended Sherlock Jones’s office to ask for Mr Meyler’s work details.
I’ll just explain Sherlock, if the police would have come to me and asked for an employee’s details, I would have said ‘get a court order, I’m not giving you them’ but you’re not me, you’re a little creep. You still could have been cooperative with the police and said ‘I’ll get you the information I will either drop it off at the police station or email it to you’ but no, not you, you couldn’t keep your mouth shut and you have to tell them all about Mr Meyler’s life story, your favourite word in your statement was ‘I heard whispers’.
‘I heard whispers’, there you go again with that big gob Sherlock, you went on to tell the police how you had trackers fitted to your cars so you could find out where Mr Meyler was; you forgot to tell the police that Mr Meyler was good when other staff let you down, you could always rely on Mr Meyler, he would come in and do an extra shift. What you also forgot to tell DC Phill Griffiths about the lads you paid cash in hand that worked for you, I’ve spoken to some of your staff that worked for you, they told me they were on tax credits & they would get the minimum hours required as to their form, the rest was cash in the back pocket, there was no mention of this in your statement.
I couldn’t believe when I read the statement you say you’re willing to assist North Wales Police with their enquiry but you would prefer not to attend court. If Mr Meyler’s barrister wanted you in court, you would have had no option and you also do not wish the people involved to know that you’re providing this statement. Once you have made a statement the police will hang you out to dry, they don’t care they have what they wanted, your statement!
It was very clever of you Sherlock Jones, putting them trackers in the cars, it’s a shame you never put a tracker on Kim you could’ve ended in Cock-all Bay!
A lot of people in the community say it’s not Meirion, it’s Kym, she bosses him, I have to disagree, you made the statement Meirion, not Kym.
Do you remember not so long-ago Sherlock you borrowed £14,000 from one of your friends, and you asked him how he wanted it back, he replied ‘the same way as I gave it you, cash’. The money you said was to pay your staff’s wages, you replied back ‘I have no cash from the school contracts and you’ll have to wait until I get some cash in from the taxis’, does the taxman know about this? Because you’re dead straight remember. Is your accountant Gareth Hughes & co from Llandudno Junction aware of your personal loans etc.
There’s also another two people I know that borrowed you money to pay your staff that’s all hush hush isn’t it. Just remember Meirion and Kymberley, those people off the council estates, Maes Derw and the bottom of the hill Marl Crescent that use your taxi services have contributed to your Christmas turkey today, people from Plas Newydd in Deganwy that use your taxis have helped contribute in paying your mortgage and also people who live on the council estates on Morfa, Pengarth and Gorlan are contributing towards your rent that pays for your caravan in Pwllheli.
Taxi for Kymberley
Now back to the number plates we mentioned earlier, I couldn’t help but notice when I called to your house last week and took a photo of Kymberley’s Range Rover on the drive with her personalised number plate on, I had one of them 20 years ago; I couldn’t help noticing looking through your window, Meirion was walking on the treadmill, tell him Kymberley if he wants to get rid of that belly, you’re supposed to run on the treadmill not walk.
To all your loyal customers at Castle Cabs, you lot are paying for Kymberley’s Range Rover, she has purchased it on a PCP (Personal Contract Purchase) this was taken out over 4 years, please see photo with Kym’s number plate and please read Kym’s PCP, anybody who’s purchasing a vehicle the police always advise the public to HPI any vehicle.
I would just like to add Kymberley, from my Range Rover dated on the picture 06/06/98, the models have changed in 20 years, so has Meirion he’s put quite a lot of timber on, he’s lost his hair and lost his teeth, the same goes for you.
Stop knocking people when you’re not perfect yourself. You’re not alone Meirion and Kym, there’s a few people on this blog I’ve had a pop at and there’s a few more to come; councillors taking cocaine, councillors having affairs behind their partners back and coppers too, these are evil people that were all pointing the finger at me and you were all hiding behind me when you were all up to no good yourselves.
How convenient that the little poison dwarf, the ex VAT man Haydn Williams is now working for Castle Cabs, I’m sure he’ll give you good advice on how to keep your books straight and your mouth shut. I mean you wouldn’t believe the stories that dwarf made up, it was a good job Billy Twomey taped him making those derogatory remarks about me and my family, he’s only kept his mouth shut since listening to the recording. Goes back to that word again, jealousy, worse than cancer.
You people love giving it but you can’t take it, do you get where I’m coming from Meirion, people just don’t like the truth.
Happy Christmas to you and Kymberley and all the best for 2018.
Just in case you’ve not heard it Meirion, you can listen to your driver Haydn Williams on this recording
JFT96 – YNWA
